June 11, 20205 yr Who in the group is still studying? haha . . . Edited June 12, 20205 yr by luisalexgr
March 28, 20215 yr I actually got to live through a classic joke! This is 100 percent true.Yesterday I was using electric hedge trimmers on my front bushes. My right hand was holding the safety handle. My left was holding a knob on the front right by the blades. That hand slipped and I reached out to stop it..... And grabbed the blades, still going. There was blood everywhere. I was taken right away to the ER. My hand was cut pretty bad. As he was giving me my 22 stitches, I suddenly looked the doctor right in the eyes. "Oh my God, doctor," I said, "Am I going to be able to play the violin after this?" He nodded. "You cut yourself bad, but you'll be able to play the violin after this." I started giggling: "That's fantastic! Cause I wasn't able to play it before this!" And then I laughed and laughed. The doctor didn't find it so funny.
March 28, 20215 yr And one more. A man and his mother-in-law bought a new mattress, but there was no room in the car for the both of them and the mattress. Luckily, the man had a ball of twine in his pocket, and after driving 25 miles, they safely got the mattress home unscathed. Later that night, the mother-in-law came home and *****ed out at him when she hit a low bridge while she was tied on top of the car.
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