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  1. LOOK: DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #079

    As of 4PM today, June 1, 2020, the Department of Health reports the total number of COVID-19 cases at 18,638. 

    In addition to the 119 fresh cases, 433 late cases were also reported today. These came from the ongoing aggressive data reconciliation of cases by the Epidemiology Bureau and daily reports that were submitted late.

    DOH likewise announces 70 recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,979.

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  2. LOOK: DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #078

    As of 8PM today, May 31, 2020, the Department of Health reports the total number of COVID-19 cases at 18,086. 

    DOH also announces 101 recoveries reported today. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,909.

    NOTE: Today's fresh cases are based on the daily accomplishment reports submitted by only 15 out of 42 operational laboratories.

    Late cases reported from 28-31 May are based on the validation of complete line lists from 27 operational laboratories and the partial line list from 1 laboratory. No more late cases will be reported until the remaining 14 operational labs submit their line lists.

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  3. 9 hours ago, Maks said:

    Ok na, na move ko na sa tamang section :D HAHAHA! more jokes pa sana @Dondon

    ay pasensya na po hehehe ok salamat at natutuwa kau sa jokes ko akala ko nalulungkot kau eh hehe

  4. LOOK: DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #077

    As of 8PM today, May 30, 2020, the Department of Health reports the total number of COVID-19 cases at 17,224. 

    DOH also announces 88 recoveries reported today. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,808.

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  5. LOOK: DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #076

    As of 8PM today, May 29, 2020, the Department of Health reports the total number of COVID-19 cases at 16,634. 

    DOH also announces 122 recoveries reported today. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,720.

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  6. DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #075

    As of 4PM today, May 28, 2020, the Department of Health reports 539 new cases (PH15410-PH15588) of COVID-19. The total number of cases in the country is now at 15,588. NCR with an additional 330 new cases, 55 new cases from Region 7, 99 new cases from different regions and 55 new cases for repatriate.  

    DOH also announces 92 new recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,598.

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  7. DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #074

    As of 4PM today, May 27, 2020, the Department of Health reports 380 new cases (PH14670-PH15409) of COVID-19. The total number of cases in the country is now at 15,049.

    DOH also announces 94 new recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,506.

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  8. Juan : tay, may gusto akong babae. Ang ganda nya. Gusto kong makipag date

    tatay : sino?

    Juan : si nena, yung babae sa tapat natin

    tatay : naku anak, wag mong sabihin sa nanay mo ha, kapatid mo yun si nena

    nagalit ang bata, lumipas ang ilang linggo

    juan : tay, inlab ako. Mas masarap sya

    tatay : sino?

    Juan : jan sa kabilang bahay, si ana

    tatay : naku anak, kawawa ka naman. Anak ko din yun si ana eh

    nangyari ng ilang beses. Lumapit ang bata kay nanay na umiiyak

    juan : nay, galit ako kay tatay. Nagmahal ako ng limang beses pero di ko sila pwedeng i-date kase anak din sila ni tatay

    nanay : pwede mo silang i-date, wag kang maniwala sa kanya, di mo sya tatay.

    HAHAHAHA

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  9. DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #073

    As of 4PM today, May 26, 2020, the Department of Health reports 350 new cases (PH14320-PH14669) of COVID-19. The total number of cases in the country is now at 14,669.

    DOH also announces 86 new recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,412.

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  10. DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #072

    As of 4PM today, May 25, 2020, the Department of Health reports 284 new cases (PH14036-PH14319) of COVID-19. NCR with an additional 171 new cases, 70 new cases from Region 7, and 43 new additional cases from different Regions. The total number of cases in the country is now at 14,319.

    DOH also announces 74 new recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,323.

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  11. PULIS: Lola, bakit po ninyo sinaksak ‘yung ra­pist?

    LOLA: Damuhong ‘yun! Walang-hiya! Tarantado! Gago! Lapasta­ngan! Abusado! Nilamutak ako at tinampal-tampal ako ! Winarak ang suot ko’t parang bagong panganak akong sanggol na hubad sa mundo! 

    Tapos… Big­lang nagsabi, ‘Joke lang po, lola! Mano po!’ Eh serious kaya ako?! Papikit-pikit pa naman ako at kagat-labi! Kaya ayun… Inu­pakan ko!hahahahahaha

  12. DOH COVID-19 CASE BULLETIN #071

    As of 4PM today, May 24, 2020, the Department of Health reports 258 new cases (PH13778-PH14035) of COVID-19. NCR with an additional 195 new cases, 66 new cases from different Regions and 12 for Repatriate. The total number of cases in the country is now at 14,035.

    DOH also announces 72 new recoveries. This brings the total number of recoveries to 3,249.

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