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gcyn1320

Pamatay na Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes

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LIKAS SA PINOY ANG PAGIGING MASAYAHIN.
Ang mga pilipino ay positibo at masayahin. Kahit na tayo ay may hinaharap na problema nagagawa padin nating ngumiti. Hindi tayo sumusuko at bumabangon parin.

Banat lang kayo rito sa thread na to na pamatay tawa at mga korney na knock knock : 
:D:D:D:D:D
 
 
1.)
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
MAYONNAISE
MAYONNAISE WHO?
 
MY TOES, MAYONNAISE, MY SHOULDER MY HEAD.. HAHAHAH
 
2.)
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
KAMUNING
KAMUNING WHO?

 

KAMUNING GET ME, GET ME, GET ME, BABY I'M YOURS KAMUNING GET ME.


3.) 

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME WHO?

 

COME BACK TO ME BOK ANG PUSO, WALA KA NG MAGAGAWA KUNDI SUNDIN ETO. REPEAT CHORUS HAHAH..


okie share nyo na po mga knock knock po... heheh thanks.!!!








 

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you, friend.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

Edited by Roger
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HAHAHAH ASTIG @Roger HAHAHA ... 

HMNN MERON PA AKO:

 

6.)

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
RUDE
RUDE WHO?

RUUDDDEEE, PATAWAD PAGKAT AKO'Y MAKASALANAN, MAKASALANANG NILALANAG... HHAHAHAHAH 


7.)

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
DOTA 2
DOTA 2 WHO?

CAN I HAVE YOUR DOTA 2 THE REST OF MY LIFE ?... SAY YES ! SAY YES! COZ I NEED TO KNOW.. WHAHAHAH 
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ahahhah astig.. entry ako..
 

Knock knock

whos there?

samsung 

samsung who? 

 

samsung mga daliri, kamay at paa. dalawang taenga , dalawang paa, ilong na maganda. :P

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9.)

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?
PILLOW TALK (kanta ni zayn malik)
PILLOW WHO?
 
AKO AY MAY LOBO, LUMIPAD SA LANGIT, DIKO NA NAKITA, PILLOW TALK NA PALA. HAHAHHAHA :D

 

 

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10.)

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?
CABALEN
CABALEN WHO?
 
CABALEN BILINAN NG LOLA, WAG NG UMINOM NG SERBESA... HAHAHAHHA :)
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
UST
UST WHO?


UST CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE, LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED LOVE. HAHA xDxD

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KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?

MATULUNGIN

MATULUNGIN WHO?

 

MATULUNGIN WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES, BUT YOU WANNA SAY NO. HAHAHA :D

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KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?

WINNIE THE POOH

WINNIE THE POOH WHO?


BANG BANG WINNIE THE POOH I KNOW YOU WANT IT. .. REPEAT CHORUS WHAHA :D
 

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knock knock

Hus there?

GANG BANG

GANG BANG who?

 

GANGBANG INTO THE ROOM, I KNOW YOU WANT IT! HHAHAHAH meDYO SPG..

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knock knock

hus there?

LYCA

LYCA hu?

 

LYCA VIRGIN, HEYYYY, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME... GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... BWAHHAHAHAH!

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KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE?

NEIGHBOR

NEIGHBOR WHO?

 

NEIGHBOR MIND, I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!!  OOOOOHHHHHH.... :D

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KNOCK KNOCK

HUS THERE?

DALANDAN

DALANDAN WHO?

 

DOES THE MOONLIGHT SHINE ON PARIS AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN? 
IF DALANDAN BRIDGE IS FALLIN, WILL ANYBODY HEAR A SOUND ? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA 
:D :D :D :D

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

MIRROR

MIRROR WHO?

 

I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER. A FIGHTER, DANCING THRU THE FIRE,CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOURE GONNA HERE MIROOORRRR.. OOO OR OR ORRRR .OOH ORRR.. HAHAHHAHAHA... 

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KNOCK KNOCK

HUS THERE?

ALMA MATTER

ALMA MATTER WHO?

 

Aming ligaya ng pag may mang-aapi ...
ALMA MATTER NG DAHIL SAYO - HAHAH PEACE, WAG NYO KO IPAKULONG... HAHAHA..

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Hahahah .. baka may magkaso sayo niyan sir. Bawal yan hahahha... :DO.o:D

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