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Delayed Ako

majorbaluga
in Gags and Jokes

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Misis: Delayed ako nang one
        month pero huwag mo munang
        ipagsabi.Nahihiya ako...
        Mister: Okey.
        (Kinabukasan, dumating Collector
        ng Meralco.) ..
        COLLECTOR: Misis, delayed po
        kayo ng one month.
        MISIS: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
        COLLECTOR: Nasa record po.
        MISTER: Bakit Naka-record diyan
        na delayed ang misis ko?
        COLLECTOR: Kung gusto ninyong
        mawala sarecord, magbayad
        kayo!
        MISTER: Eh kung ayokong
        magbayad?
        COLLECTOR: Puputulan kayo!
        MISTER: Eh anong gagamitin ni
        misis?
        COLLECTOR: Pwede naman siyang
        gumamit ng kandila.

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